Wed 2 Jul 2008
Wed 2 Jul 2008
Yves Rossy The Swiss Jet Man-ENGLISH TEXT under ‘More info’
Posted by admin under Sports[24] Comments
ENGLISH TRANSLATION HERE (I’m not l337 enuf to do subtitles
The Jet Man, Yves Rossy, a former Swiss military pilot, designed and built a deployable 3-meter wing, holding kerosene fuel for 2 jet engines (as of May 2008 FOUR turbines on a 2.5m wing!!) fixed to the tips and attached it to his back. Rossy launched from an airplane and flew for 4 minutes, traveling over 100 mph, landing by parachute. http://www.jet-man.com/prod/index_en.html
OK here’s my attempt at translation (if you can, please correct!):
00:16 (VIDEO START)
00:20 (German) Further, further away from the car
00:22 Yes
00:24 (French) Towards the drain
00:25 There?
00:26 Yep
00:33 (’SCOTLAND THE BRAVE’ RINGTONE)
00:48 So, the idea is, as we see here, there’s the fuel, the smoke cartridges, and the jet engines underneath, for horizontal flight.
01:00 In fact, the Flying Jet Man, that’s the idea. And to do that we’ve developed this folding wing, taking into account the space available in the plane, because we don’t have much space. A wing of 3 meters would not fit in the plane without being folding.
01:19 It’s nearly a mini-airplane, except that, well, I’m the fuselage. So there’s fuel, batteries, gas for starting the jet engines, oil is in the kerosene for lubricating the engine. I have a little handle for moving the ailerons so I can go up and down, so I’ve got all the controls just like a plane, and like I said I’m the fuselage with two jet engines up my backside!
01:56 The goal - horizontal flight. That’s it.
03:08 (START ENGINES IN PLANE, WINGS FOLDED)
03:23 (JUMP)
04:27 (PARACHUTE OPENS)
04:50 (LANDING, WINGS FOLDED)
04:52 (excited) I had a fantastic exit from the plane, that’s already a good start, because the wings don’t open symmetrically, so I’m always a little tense that that will work well, sometimes that creates a little half turn like that, but I’ve exited well, and clunk! I was stable, so that’s already a good start to the flight.
05:08 Physically it feels great, you’re in gliding flight like that, you feel that you’re falling, gliding, that’s already OK, you’re in flight, then you hit the gas, and vroom! bang! you feel how that pushes, and it holds up horizontally, it’s great.
05:26 It’s like there’s a big handle in your back, and the good Lord takes you by it and shoves you through the air, it’s fantastic!!
Wed 2 Jul 2008
Wed 2 Jul 2008
Wed 2 Jul 2008
I’ve been seeing alot of people who want the original, so here it is.
The ‘Prince Ali’ song, sung by Robin Williams (genie).
Lyrics:
Make way for Prince Ali
Say hey! It’s Prince Ali
Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It’s a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!
Prince Ali! Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular coterie
Prince Ali!
Mighty is he!
Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali
He’s got seventy-five golden camels
Purple peacocks
He’s got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
Has he got a zoo?
I’m telling you, it’s a world-class menagerie
Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!
There’s no question this Ali’s alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He’s a winner, he’s a whiz, a wonder!
He’s about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!
He’s got ninety-five white Persian monkeys
(He’s got the monkeys, let’s see the monkeys)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He’s generous, so generous)
He’s got slaves, he’s got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They’re just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali!
Prince Ali!
Amorous he! Ali Ababwa
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for prince Ali!
Wed 2 Jul 2008
Lyrics:
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck ’cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I’ll say
Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain’t never had a friend like me
No no no
Life is your restaurant
And I’m your maitre d’
C’mon whisper what it is you want
You ain’t never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You’re the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It’s yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?
Have some of column “A”
Try all of column “B”
I’m in the mood to help you dude
You ain’t never had a friend like me
Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let ‘er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I’m here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your chare d’affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that’s three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I’m on the job, you big nabob
You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain’t never had a friend like me
You ain’t never had a friend like me, hah!
Wed 2 Jul 2008
Wed 2 Jul 2008
What is the best english speaking province and city to live in Canada?
Posted by admin under Other - Canada[5] Comments
Hi,
I’m currently planning to move to Canada. As a Project Management Professional, I’m doing a lot of research on not only locations (english speaking) with abundance of PM jobs but also locations that one could raise a family. I’ll rather go for a location good for raising a family as one could always work from home.
Wed 2 Jul 2008
I’m sorry that I had to repost this, especially since over 100 of you guys had already posted comments. ;-; I noticed that the volume of the main vocals was a little low, so I just upped the volume a bit and tweaked some parts.
I know this isn’t my best…and I’m so sorry to those of you whom I’ve dissapointed. I always give my projects 100%, but I’ll try even harder next time!
Lyrics: Erica Mendez
Vocals and mixing: Cristina Vee
Video: L. Mikia & teh interwebz
My tamagotchi died while I was recording this. RIP 01/08/08- 01/09/08
Tue 1 Jul 2008



